Your hoopla dressed up as a vampire holding a Wall St. Journal for Halloween because he heard it had great circulation.

Your hoopla is so ugly, he had tinted windows on his crib as a baby.

I hear the only place your hoopa is invited is outside.

Your hoopla is so dumb, he has to be watered twice a week.

Your hoopa is so ugly, Bob the Builder looked at him and said, "I can't fix that."

Your hoopla has a striking face. How many times was it actually struck?

Your hoopla is so ugly not even goldfish crackers smile back.

When your hoopla was born, his mother said, "Isn't he a treasure?" Then his father said, "Yes, let's bury it."

Your hoopa is so ugly it makes blind kids cry.