Monday, September 27, 2010

A half-wit gave your hoopla a piece of his mind, and he held on to it.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Monday, September 20, 2010

Your hoopla wanted to date the science teacher because he thought they had chemistry.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Your hoopla thought the Man in Black was The Count from Sesame Street.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Want to hear something weird? Go ahead, ask your hoopla something.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Your hoopla is so big that he emits the sound "beep beep beep" when he walks backwards.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Your hoopla thought the peanut gallery was an exhibit of peanuts in a national museum

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Your hoopla's bad breath is caused by the brain rotting inside their head.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Your hoopla's mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Two wrongs may not make a right, but your hoopla thinks three wrongs makes a left.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Your hoopla can't figure out how to put a stamp on his voice mail.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Your hoopla is so ugly that it can Trick or Treat on the phone.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Your hoopa is so fat, he has more chins than a chinese phonebook.