Sunday, October 31, 2010

Your hoopla dressed up as a vampire holding a Wall St. Journal for Halloween because he heard it had great circulation.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Your hoopla is so ugly, he had tinted windows on his crib as a baby.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Friday, October 8, 2010

Your hoopa is so ugly, Bob the Builder looked at him and said, "I can't fix that."

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Your hoopla has a striking face. How many times was it actually struck?

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Monday, October 4, 2010

When your hoopla was born, his mother said, "Isn't he a treasure?" Then his father said, "Yes, let's bury it."

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Monday, September 27, 2010

A half-wit gave your hoopla a piece of his mind, and he held on to it.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Monday, September 20, 2010

Your hoopla wanted to date the science teacher because he thought they had chemistry.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Your hoopla thought the Man in Black was The Count from Sesame Street.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Want to hear something weird? Go ahead, ask your hoopla something.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Your hoopla is so big that he emits the sound "beep beep beep" when he walks backwards.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Your hoopla thought the peanut gallery was an exhibit of peanuts in a national museum

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Your hoopla's bad breath is caused by the brain rotting inside their head.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Your hoopla's mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Two wrongs may not make a right, but your hoopla thinks three wrongs makes a left.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Your hoopla can't figure out how to put a stamp on his voice mail.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Your hoopla is so ugly that it can Trick or Treat on the phone.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Your hoopa is so fat, he has more chins than a chinese phonebook.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Your hoopla rocked himself to sleep trying to get out of his rocking chair.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Friday, August 27, 2010

Your hoopla's casino dealer said he had a full house so your hoopla left.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Your hoopla's balance is so bad he couldn't be a stand-up comedian.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Your hoopla's wife is so ugly he had to bring her to work because he couldn't kiss her goodbye.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Your hoopla didn't have to eat a jelly bean to get a jelly belly

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Your hoopla is so dumb that when he played baseball, he used a sippy cup for protection

Friday, August 20, 2010

Your hoopla is so dumb that he sits on the TV and watches the couch

Thursday, August 19, 2010