Monday, August 30, 2010

Your hoopla rocked himself to sleep trying to get out of his rocking chair.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Friday, August 27, 2010

Your hoopla's casino dealer said he had a full house so your hoopla left.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Your hoopla's balance is so bad he couldn't be a stand-up comedian.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Your hoopla's wife is so ugly he had to bring her to work because he couldn't kiss her goodbye.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Your hoopla didn't have to eat a jelly bean to get a jelly belly

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Your hoopla is so dumb that when he played baseball, he used a sippy cup for protection

Friday, August 20, 2010

Your hoopla is so dumb that he sits on the TV and watches the couch

Thursday, August 19, 2010