Your hoopla rocked himself to sleep trying to get out of his rocking chair.

Your hoopla has no zippety for his doo-dah.

Your hoopla's casino dealer said he had a full house so your hoopla left.

Your hoopla's balance is so bad he couldn't be a stand-up comedian.

Your hoopla's wife is so ugly he had to bring her to work because he couldn't kiss her goodbye.

Your hoopla didn't have to eat a jelly bean to get a jelly belly

Your hoopla fell out of his family tree.

Your hoopla is so dumb that when he played baseball, he used a sippy cup for protection

Your hoopla is so dumb that he sits on the TV and watches the couch

Your hoopla is still trying to fasten his belly button.

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