Sunday, October 31, 2010

Your hoopla dressed up as a vampire holding a Wall St. Journal for Halloween because he heard it had great circulation.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Your hoopla is so ugly, he had tinted windows on his crib as a baby.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Friday, October 8, 2010

Your hoopa is so ugly, Bob the Builder looked at him and said, "I can't fix that."

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Your hoopla has a striking face. How many times was it actually struck?

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Monday, October 4, 2010

When your hoopla was born, his mother said, "Isn't he a treasure?" Then his father said, "Yes, let's bury it."

Sunday, October 3, 2010