A half-wit gave your hoopla a piece of his mind, and he held on to it.

Your hoopla forgot to pay his brain bill.

On the road to happiness, your hoopla is a pothole.

Your hoopla starred in Dirty Jobs. As the dirt.

Your hoopla wanted to date the science teacher because he thought they had chemistry.

Your hoopla thought the Man in Black was The Count from Sesame Street.

Your hoopla's train of thought is a caboose.

Lady Gaga is twice the man your hoopla will ever be.

Want to hear something weird? Go ahead, ask your hoopla something.

Your hoopla is so big that he emits the sound "beep beep beep" when he walks backwards.

Tim Lincecum calls your hoopla The Freak.

Your hooplas breath pops the corn.

Your hoopla thought the peanut gallery was an exhibit of peanuts in a national museum

Your hoopla has Van Gogh's ear for music.

Your hoopla's bad breath is caused by the brain rotting inside their head.

Your hoopla's mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

Two wrongs may not make a right, but your hoopla thinks three wrongs makes a left.

Your hoopla can't figure out how to put a stamp on his voice mail.

Your hoopla is so ugly that it can Trick or Treat on the phone.

Your hoopa is so fat, he has more chins than a chinese phonebook.