Your hoopla dressed up as a vampire holding a Wall St. Journal for Halloween because he heard it had great circulation.

Your hoopla is so ugly, he had tinted windows on his crib as a baby.

I hear the only place your hoopa is invited is outside.

Your hoopla is so dumb, he has to be watered twice a week.

Your hoopa is so ugly, Bob the Builder looked at him and said, "I can't fix that."

Your hoopla has a striking face. How many times was it actually struck?

Your hoopla is so ugly not even goldfish crackers smile back.

When your hoopla was born, his mother said, "Isn't he a treasure?" Then his father said, "Yes, let's bury it."

Your hoopa is so ugly it makes blind kids cry.

A half-wit gave your hoopla a piece of his mind, and he held on to it.

Your hoopla forgot to pay his brain bill.

On the road to happiness, your hoopla is a pothole.

Your hoopla starred in Dirty Jobs. As the dirt.

Your hoopla wanted to date the science teacher because he thought they had chemistry.

Your hoopla thought the Man in Black was The Count from Sesame Street.

Your hoopla's train of thought is a caboose.

Lady Gaga is twice the man your hoopla will ever be.

Want to hear something weird? Go ahead, ask your hoopla something.

Your hoopla is so big that he emits the sound "beep beep beep" when he walks backwards.

Tim Lincecum calls your hoopla The Freak.

Your hooplas breath pops the corn.

Your hoopla thought the peanut gallery was an exhibit of peanuts in a national museum

Your hoopla has Van Gogh's ear for music.

Your hoopla's bad breath is caused by the brain rotting inside their head.

Your hoopla's mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

Two wrongs may not make a right, but your hoopla thinks three wrongs makes a left.

Your hoopla can't figure out how to put a stamp on his voice mail.

Your hoopla is so ugly that it can Trick or Treat on the phone.

Your hoopa is so fat, he has more chins than a chinese phonebook.

Your hoopla rocked himself to sleep trying to get out of his rocking chair.

Your hoopla has no zippety for his doo-dah.

Your hoopla's casino dealer said he had a full house so your hoopla left.

Your hoopla's balance is so bad he couldn't be a stand-up comedian.

Your hoopla's wife is so ugly he had to bring her to work because he couldn't kiss her goodbye.

Your hoopla didn't have to eat a jelly bean to get a jelly belly

Your hoopla fell out of his family tree.

Your hoopla is so dumb that when he played baseball, he used a sippy cup for protection

Your hoopla is so dumb that he sits on the TV and watches the couch

Your hoopla is still trying to fasten his belly button.

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